What your funniest Joke?!?!?!?!?

Bob Pucella: Like it

Bianca Lannier: heres a blonde jokeOne blonde asks another blond "which is farther, Florida or the moon?" the other blond replies, "Florida, I can see the moon, but i cant see Florida" LOL

Leif Serabia: i had a little argument with my friends who dared to compare... i like sia, amazing vocals great persona and cool songwriting, so don't get me wrong, but i don't think shes as good of a singer or a songwriter as mariah carey. am i correct?Update: i mean theres no correct answer, but just your opinion?

Emery Blando: love it! it makes me feel like nothing is between us :o)

Lia Argall: ok

Davina David: Yeah, but not too hardI like bear hugs =)x

Moira Woodrow: I hate to say it, but it's some bull. It's corny dialogues and jokes give me a headache after 5 minutes. It has a couple of it's funny moments, but damn, thaopening THEME really annoys me that it's all old school.

Robt Heemstra: i love it

Coleman Cos! cia: usually i love it. a couple of times i thought he might break my ribs, though!

Stephnie Patout: A mushroom walks into a bar and buys everyone a drink...what do you call him?--A "Fun-gi" Get it? a Fun Guy?

Joeann Hoyt: I think Sia has a unique voice and style. When you hear the voice you know it's Sia, it's not true about Mariah Carey.

Clinton Migliori: This should go in Jokes & Riddles HAHAH wow i crack myself up ........ but seriously

Filiberto Amauty: Vocalist Carey but I'd listen to my least favorite Sia song before I'd listen to my favorite Carey. Voice ain't everything.

Irma Poiter: Zed enjoys it.

Terresa Tsasie: A man wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling very horny, he nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?"She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees, and rolls back over to go back to sleep.A few minu! tes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by an! y chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"...Show more

Pasquale Pollet: here's a blonde joke:There was 3 moms... 1 was brunette, 1 was a redhead and the other was a blonde. The redhead mom walks into her daughters room and finds a cigarette. She says "I didn't know my daughter smoked." The brunette walks into her daughters room and found a beer can. She say "I didn't know my daughter drank." The blonde walks into her daughters room and finds a condom. She says "I didn't know my daughter had a d*ck" -Two blondes walk into a bank ... one said ow!-how do you drown a blonde?glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool-The drunk and the Chihuahua:A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"-Bill and! Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden, a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later, Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field! The SS agent comes running back to Bill and says, "Mr. President, sir, I think you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first pitch."-A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her her, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"The man replied, " Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance..-guy sittin! g in his car by the side of the road. Suddenly another car pulls alongs! ide and the driver slowly gets out. The first man is surprised to see a dwarf approach. The dwarf nears his car door and looking up tells the man, "I AM NOT HAPPY!", to which the first man replies, "So which one are you then?"-Wife looking at her nude self in bedroom mirror says to husband stretching out on bed, I'm fat, I'm ugly and I look old. I could also use some reassurance from you right now, to which the husband answer, "Well you're eyesight is still good." and then the fight started-Okay, there was a blonde having a haircut while she was wearing massive headphones. The hairdresser was having trouble cutting around the headphones so she asked the blonde, "Do you mind if I take these off?" and the blonde replied, "NO!" and held them close to her head. So the headresser just kept cutting around them but couldn't finish it properly so she yanked off the blonde's headphones and the blonde colapsed onto the ground, dead. The shocked hairdresser picked up the headphones an! d listen carefully to what they were saying: "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out"-A man parked in a disabled parking bay. When he returned to his car he saw a traffic warden putting a ticket on his car. He told her to "F*** Off you F***ing C***". She explained that only people with a disability could park there, he told her he had Tourette's Syndrome.....!...Show more

May Stands: I love it

Whitley Leopold: wat did the farmer say to the other farmer?we're FArmerS!!!!!hahaha isnt that just the lamest, yet funniest joke u ever heard.i made that up and proud!!:Pno wonder my frenz think im so dumb......Show more

Dick Maisenbacher: It is not that funny, I think that they just made a show on the Family Guy name to make some money, their is some funny parts to the show but in general it is not that good. I only watch it when there is nothing better on.

Vita Moodie: I have three jokes:1. JOKE2. JOKE3. JOKEJOKE JOKE JOKE! DUHh...what a joke!...Sh! ow more

Jodie Capella: okay,so 2 blonds are going to disney land.! .and they walk up to this sign that says"Disney Land Left"So the 2 blond girls go back home!lol not one of my best blond jokesbut yyeah!...Show more

Stephnie Patout: Real funny.

Ulrike Hert: 1) A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”To which she replied, “There certainly is!”My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”2) A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizz! a cut into six pieces or twelve."Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"didn't know which was the best and I ain't blonde (:...Show more

Leif Andreason: my little 3 year old cousin told me this one :]how does a car drive???with tires!!!! hahahaha! :D its so cute isnt it >_...Show more

Will Camus: I love it. My hubby has a big chest and big arms...I love when he hugs me. *sigh*

Claire Billegas: yes i like it

Shaun Rapkowicz: i like it. it feels like he never wants to let go... :):P

Ollie Hamiel: There are these two muffins in an oven and one say, "Gee it's reeeaally hot in here!" and the other muffin looks back and says, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! a talking muffin!!!!!!!!!"

Andrew Sinatra: @_@ It's ok, not really funny though...

Aubrey Tirri: i hate wen my guy friend hugs me super super super tight on purpose cause it hurts my chest n he does it on purpose cause he knows i hate it loli like the type! of hug where my arms are around his neck n IM squeezing really hard (:!

Moira Woodrow: Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.

Autumn Vacio: like, the kind of hug that leaves you gasping for breath, but only for 1-2 seconds.or do you hate it?